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Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest PURPOSE?
  • To promote the lovely act of pleasing a woman by going down on her.
  • To promote and educate on the joy of thinking outside of the box...
    But not too far outside.
  • To excite voyeurs and exhibitionists alike.
  • To open peoples minds and legs by raising sexual fun to new levels of good taste.
  • This is NOT about penetration, NOT about toys and NOT about sucking cock.

RULES Of ENTRY To The Beaver Lodge:
  • ABSOLUTELY NO RECORDING DEVICES
   (audio, video, photography) except memories.
  • ABSOLUTELY NO minors.
  • ABSOLUTELY NO single men - all men must be accompanied by a female.
  • ABSOLUTELY NO lechery or unwelcome perversion.
  • There will be bouncers and judges watching for ill behaviour.
  • Good Vibes only.
  • Please be courteous to your neighbours.
  • Please shower before attending.
  • Please bring a towel or blanket to lay under participants.
  • Please use the baby wipes, paper towels, condoms and garbage.

RULES Of CONTEST pARTicipation:
  • This is NOT a Beaver Fucking Contest. You will be disqualified for Beaver shagging.
  • Bribing of the Judges is very welcome (use your imagination).
  • If picked as a finalist you should stay for the Finalist Round.
  • Non-finalists are very welcome to stay and play, but must not interfere with finalists.

JUDGMENT ITEMS:
  • Artistic Merit & Overall Presentation (creativity, originality, costumes...)
  • Athleticism (techniques, positions, acrobatics, use of nose...)
  • Enthusiasm (vocal expression, physical expression, appetite, stamina...)
  • Perversion (multiple partners, anal action...)
  • Hairstyle

RULES Of SIDELINE pARTicipation:
  • Contest Participants have priority and need room and respect first.
  • Do not interfere in contest unless requested by those in the contest.
  • Cheer for your favourites.
  • Feel free to participate in your own sideline eros event respecting your neighbours.

EVENTS:
  • Welcome / placement / seating & Introductions - 20 min.
  • Opening Heat - 20 min.
  • Finalists Announced & Smoke Break - 15 min.
  • Finalist Heat - 20 min.
  • Awards Ceremony
  • Freestyle Orgy (for whom ever wishes to linger, eh?)
  • Score premixed by Wicked Sunshine

Don't Forget:
  • Clean yourself up and cum with ID proof of age, in case the fuzz bears down on us
    (no not that fuzz).
  • blanket • towel • paper towels • tissues • baby wipes
  • lube / oil • condoms • dental dams • garbage bags
  • beverages • personal items

Awards For Sexcellence

Everyone who participates is surely a winner, however, in this sporting non-competitive event we can't help butt pay tribute to spectacular contestants that may win one of these awards (in no order):
  • Cunning Linguist
  • Eager Beaver Teaser
  • Grand Poobah Beaver Eater
  • Honorable Munchin'
  • Hot Dental Beaver Dammer
  • Macrohard Vagitarian
  • Major Muff Cuntstables
  • Masturbate And Tickle

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