== Email SigQuotes 1996-1997 == Gaffer's tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... shut your mouth. And that's how my sister met the swordswallower. - Steven Krauth It's difficult to make predictions, especially about the future. - Neils Bohr Before virtual reality, bungee jumping, chanting, self analysis, tranquility tanks and indoor rock climbing... there was Canada. Insert pithy quote here. Children are just pets with thumbs Humour is truth, only faster He will sleep 'till noon but before it's dark, he'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park. Life is soon. I intend this sentence to be false, but it seems to be true despite me. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde ..because Oscar Meyer has a way of al-ter-ing-our-D-N-A! If you think I'm being sarcastic, I probably am. The k is silent, like the kninja. Damn Republicans! =) Keep all complaints to yourself. New art will violate what you think good art is, and should be measured not by immediate pleasure but by the shock and challenge to your expectations. - Eugene M. Schwartz What a waste it is to lose one's mind - or not to have a mind. How true that is. - Dan Quayle addressing the UNCF We know accurately only when we know little, with knowledge doubt increases. - Goethe This message brought to you by: It's a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word. - Andrew Jackson We got yer magic right heeyah. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. I was sad all day 'til you licked my belly button. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. By nature men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. - Confucius Ones & Zeroes SurReal Estate This is Microsoft, you will be assimilated ...Che Stadium, named after Cuban leader Che Stadium. If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible. - William Gibson, "Johnny Mnemonic", 1981 Stuck in iceland Give a skeptic and inch and he'll measure it. I am like the great plains of the Dakotas. A vastness of vegatation permeating our culture like coffee beans on an antelope. Strong legs and hooves beating the cottage cheese into the valley. Where a small oven smokes darkly into a corner of the mind. Smile, so everyone will wonder what you're up to ;) If you think I'm being sarcastic, I 'm not. Without any specific guidelines for behaviour, it is impossible to know how to act towards any given person at any given time. In an era of musical blandness, to be hated so vehemently means I'm doing something correct. I should have just lied and said I went to Juilliard. No one questions a director coming out of nowhere and doing a film, but you don't come out of rock 'n' roll and do what I'm doing. - Danny Elfman Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. True courage is facing that of which you are afraid. I animate...therefore I am Member: American Nonsequitur Foundation: "We may be irrelivant, but we sure do love pizza!" Our ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. Still needing a brain, anyone got one i could borrow? I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Would the last animator to leave Toronto, please turn out the lights. Computer animation is not done by the computer any more than clay animation is created by the clay. - Craig Good, Pixar The more I know men, the more I love my cats. I'm in my own world. A 3Dimensional Dude in a 2Dimensional World. Smoking pot is never acceptable, even if you're going to see the animation festival at your local movie house. - Kevin Spacey, Saturday Night Live A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. Languages, like sandwiches - in one ear, and out the other. This is MY happening, and it freaks me out! - Z-man aka Superwoman, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" This message was printed with recycled electrons. Foil, saber, a little epee, and some Florentine rapier-and-dagger fencer. I don't want nothin's that's yours! I don't want nothin' that looks at you! - Loleatta Holloway Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith. Let nothing intimidate nor inhibit you, especially not yourself. It turns out she's a GUY! Take control of the machine now! - Utah Saints, from 'Something Good' Due to budgetary constraint,the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. A reminder for those of you in snow country: Do not eat yellow snow. An object at rest cannot be stopped. - The Evil Midnight Bomber, what bombs at midnight Life is what happens, while you're busy making other plans. May your days be filled with large breasted women and fine alcohol. all round cool guy stinky wizzle feets disco sucks When someone throws a shoe at you it should be taken as the highest form of flattery and be repaid with an act that demonstrates your gratitude. - Speedo RFTC Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Have a surreal day! I think you see what I've been sayin' 'cuz I hear you singin' to the tune I'm playin. Camels must be the brightest animals on earth, all they do is stand around and think! When you think you're important, try ordering somebody else's dog around. No such thing as spare time No such thing as free time No such thing as down time All you've got is lifetime - Henry Rollins Life is just an organized moment in the chaos of time. Been tired 'n cold 'n hungry babe but but not like this. - Alley Cat/FZ An officer asked: "Would you say that, at that point, he accepted the inevitable?" Moore replied: "No, he carried on screaming." blah, blah, blah honey... May we never say we should have because we always did. Got a dream? Wake up and live it! No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. Our love is like a ship on the ocean, we are sailing with a cargo filled with... love and devotion! - Hues Corporation, 1976 apelle figlio di apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di apelle figlio di apollo The comments in the preceding message are Shareware and provided 'as-is' with no warranty, express or implied. The Brain of Eric takes no responsibility for any loss or damage that may occur whilst using these comments. They may be freely mulled over and distrubuted provided this license agreement is included with the comments. We encourage you to register these comments. Registration entitles you to free upgrades, tech support, non sequitirs, and occasional witty remarks. The trouble with the world is that everybody is 3 drinks behind. - Humphry Bogart Yeah...we can capture that. In the fields of observation, chance favors only the mind that is prepared. - Louis Pasteur If you don't understand it, treat it with respect. It might be Art. One reel I remember even had music that sounded like the soundtrack from a porno movie. pow deka deh dah - wokka chika wokka chika A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. - Jebediah Springfield ... Hate Joan Crawford? I don't hate Joan Crawford! How can I hate her? She's dead! Ha! Ha! Ha! - Boy George quoting Betty Davis Women, can't live with 'em, can't get them to dress up in kinky leather Nazi uniforms and beat you with a warm squash. Pain is good, until it hurts. Don't make me pull out this can of whoop ass and spread it all over your face. We not only sing... we dance as good as we walk... and this is the music we tighten up with... He who controls the Spice Girls controls the universe! A happy face, a funkin bass for a lovin race. Friends are just enemies who won't kill you! - Judy Tenuta Sometimes, just sometimes... I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. - Danny "A-la Peanut butter Sandwiches" Keller Exquisite dead guy, rotating in his display case. - TMBG Time is a drug. Too much of it will kill you. I am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the crap kicked out of me. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man...? - Nelson Yesterday, I had everything. Today, I have a cow in my nose. What would Brian Boytano do? Socrates said no man is truly ever free. Socrates never skied. So, LoneStar, you shall see that 'evil' will prevail because 'good' is Dumb! "Processin' at the speed of thought?" "Processin' at the speed of thought. NOT that I'm using this information for something. I'm just processin' it!" Each one, teach one! For every action... there is a Jackson. - Mike Nelson There is no gravity... the planet sucks. Think Global - Act Loco! I'm so bored I feel like knocking my teeth out with a hammer. He who laughs last thinks slowest. It's like having little dinosaurs climb up your butt and scratching for two and half hours. Where I come from in Brasil... we have e-space! Don't stop being that groovy you! Keep kewl and stay tooned! As Zeus said to Narcissus, watch yourself. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? One can not take any old organ and just put it anywhere you please. Starship Formicophiliac Maybe that T-Rex should've learned to drive a stick before driving a cargo ship. - a friend